Pope Francis blesses all domainers, but not the ‘true cybersquatters.’
Greetings and salutations, my fellow brothers and sisters in domaining. Today’s Sunday sermon is sponsored by His Eminence, Pope Francis.
Many domain investors that support our Domain Church often ask me the following critical question:
“Father Domainicus, what is the true essence of cybersquatting, and who are the true cybersquatters?”
That is a fundamental question to ask, my domaining children.
Cybersquatting has plagued our Domain community since the early days of the Internet, when McDonalds.com was registered by a fan of Burger King sandwiches.
Luckily, back in those late days of the Bill Clinton era, everyone was preoccupied with the bodily placement of the presidential cigars, than domain parking and monetization. The whores of Babylon had not yet infiltrated Zion.
I ask you, what is good about registering domains that naturally belong to others?
When an Englishman keeps hostage the .com of a sister of a bride, or when a British/Portuguese snatches the name of the Royal Baby, how are those two going to Heaven, upon passing? Not to mention about those that registered domains about the Boston Bombing, what deranged mind do these possess?
Cybersquatters do exactly that: attempt to disassociate themselves from the very act that stares them in the face. They claim that they are acting upon the common good, or that of the person they are cybersquatting upon, when in all truth they are only seeking attention at least, financial gain at most.
Damnation and hellish pyre await those ‘true cybersquatters’ that mock the Domain Church and its humble, honest members; no honest domain investor would attempt to sit upon the property of others, even for a second.
If you have questions about what other examples of cybersquatting would send you not to Heaven, but to domainer hell, please feel free to contact me below.
I leave you with the blessings of our Sunday sermon sponsor, Pope Francis of the Holy See. May your week be blessed by His grace and love.
Yours,
~Father Domainicus.
