St. Frank The Unipresent
Greetings and salutations, my sisters and brothers in domaining; this is Father Domainicus on a splendiferous Sunday morning here in Central Florida.
We’re going through the days of Passover, the holiest of days in the Hebrew faith, and also the members of the Greek Orthodox faith celebrate Palm Sunday today.
Many a domain investor have recently brought up the question of faith, and our Domain Church is a congregation made from many different religions.
As a Gnostic man of the cloth, I often bring up references from our holiest of books, Domainicon, and in particular Book 8, Chapter 8, which I quote:
“And the Domain Lord displayed His love upon the men and women and sent them His one and only Son, the Messiah, to free earth from the evil spirits and free them from the clutches of satan and bad domain investments.”
My domaining children, it’s not always easy to understand the complex verses from the holy books, and it is my obligation to explain them to you in plain English.
What our Domain Lord has done, is to assign His disciples the task of educating domain investors around the world. Those blessed men and women often attend domain conferences and deliver His message. It’s another reason why I recommend attending NamesCon, other than to get free t-shirts of course.
But as domainer sisters and brothers, we need a Messiah, a leader, a man of stature who can take the domain industry above and beyond its current levels.
One such man that fits the qualities of a leading Evangelist for domain investors, is Brother Frank Schilling.
It is my honor, therefore, to propose for his canonization as the new Domain Messiah, for Brother Rick Schwartz has long retired at his quaint quarters in South Florida.
I ask you to join me in a quick prayer over this acknowledgement of faith for Brother Frank will lead us to the Promised Land where milk, honey and PPC conversions will flow freely:
“Hallelujah, hallelujah, hallelujah! Brother Frank, hallowed by thy name! Thy Kingdom come, thy Word be done. For now and forever, and to the end of times, bless us with domain investment profit and joyful celebration of thy Holiness, Amen.”
May you have a great start of the week and remember to donate 10% of your earnings to the Domain Church, or to the association for the poor in your area.
~Father Domainicus.
Copyright © 2024 DomainGang.com · All Rights Reserved.
There is only one DomainMessiah.com, but I would gladly sell it to Frank for $777 as a token of Gnostic goodwill and virtue.
Michael – Oh no you didn’t…!