The recent article titled “Yahoo Launches New Programming Language: YO!” by our staff writer Giovanni “Crazee” Mossolini created a spectacular followship with the Russian programming community, who blogged, tweeted and posted code samples of the new programming language devised by Yahoo.
As many as 3,000 unique visitors from Russia visited DomainGang.com to read the article in the past two days. Spasibo comrades!
As of today, we’re doubling the salary of Giovanni ‘Crazee’ Mossolini for this amazing piece of journalistic work!
Yay! Two bananas a day instead of one. Now, if only I was allowed to get fresh air from this dingy basement you keep me locked in.
It’s a healthy diet – as long as you peel them off 😀
“…as long as you peel them”
Yes.
Giovanni, line the basement floor with the banana peels.
When Lucius comes in to bring you your next banana meal, he’ll
slip and fall.
Hopefully he’ll be knocked unconscious.
Then you can take the keys, escape, and lock Lucius in the basement.
Word Of Warning: When you bring Lucius his bananas, peel them first so
he can’t do the same thing to you.
Patrick, I have a feeling that you played Donkey Kong as a kid. This method of lining the floor with banana peels was used in stage 25 of the famous videogame.