The world of domaining is fluid and ever-changing.
Prices go up and down, faster than an Essex girl’s knickers. On a daily basis, rules change, and ICANN comes up with new ways to frustrate us!
What are the top 10 things that domainers dread that might happen?
- ICANN charging for raising our concerns by posting at its forums. George Kirikos would become broke, at this rate.
- Mike Mann registering every possible 63-letter combination in .com, .net and .org
- Chef Patrick opening a restaurant, serving dishes named after domains, e.g. Beef a la UDRP and Expired Minestrone.
- Francois Carrillo of Domaining.com allowing feeds about the French cinema, Canadian bowling and Czech escorts.
- Rick Schwartz losing the SaveMe.com case at the WIPO; then boarding a plane to Brazil to finish some ‘business’.
- The Vatican applying for .porn, .adult and .sex to spite the ICM Registry’s application.
- Frank Schilling buying Facebook, thus having instant access to all domainers’ secrets and embarrassing photos.
- Tia Wood becoming a nun. Please Tia, don’t do it!
- Yahoo buying Google and terminating Gmail, forcing us to use their crappy Yahoo mail instead.
- Lucius getting a “real job” and stopping writing DomainGang.
Ahem! 😀
I actually like Yahoo mail. lol, seriously though.
You are very funny and clever. You always make me laugh…
I really didn’t think i would be reading the term ‘essex’s girls knickers’ today, tomorrow or next week !
……is that a .xxx thing ?
wish I can have portrait of Tia Wood …
Funny. I have been with Yahoo Mail since 1999. I never had any issues with Yahoo. Once big G decided to close my Gmail for no reason, talking about Gmail.
“Tia Wood becoming a nun. Please Tia, don’t do it!”
Well, in case she does here’s a joke for Tia she can share with the other nuns.
A Priest was teaching a nun to swim.
The nun asked, “Father, will I really sink if you take your finger out?”
I forgot to say…
Apologies to Father Domainicus.