The ICANN TAS Laboratories are linked to Area 51 experiments.
The upcoming revealing by ICANN of almost 2,000 gTLD applications on June 13th, is in jeopardy; surprisingly, by ICANN itself!
In a shocking release of new documents related to the infamous TAS Laboratories project, the existence of a technological advancement has somehow been leaked.
Originally marked as “Above Top Secret“, the set of documents reveals that TAS Laboratories – often linked to Area 51 experiments – has created and is still in possession of a device that is able to break the time/space continuum.
In simple English: ICANN has a time machine, and it’s capable of using it.
Meanwhile, outgoing ICANN CEO, Rod Beckstrom, has yet to reveal his next location of employment.
Coincidence?
This revelation has tremendous implications for thousands of domainers. In the wrong hands, the time machine could potentially alter the ownership of thousands of premium, quality domains in the .com, .net and .org realm.
“It’s quite possible that if ICANN uses the device, we’d be facing a time warp that alters the present,” said Lance Bootcamper of the Independent Institute of Domainers.
“Imagine, facebook not existing and google becoming a pornography web site, just because someone went back to 1993 and re-registered those domains. It’d be catastrophic!” exclaimed Bootcamper.
ICANN refused to release a statement, but released their Form 990 for the past fiscal year instead; a clear win for Canadian domainer advocate, George Kirikos.
