Yahoo! is investing $250,000 in the domain name Uncut.com and plans to develop it into a web site that is fighting the obsession of Americans with the Abrahamic religions‘ tradition of penis foreskin mutilation.
“The new web site, Uncut.com, will feature before and after pictures of a male penis, to deliver the message: America, leave the male organs alone!” exclaimed Yahoo! CEO, Marissa Mayer.
“Yes, we go for the shock factor, and we plan to get the domain from AOL that’s using it in a silly way of delivering unedited news. We have grand plans and I personally intend to get fully involved in the Uncut.com redesign,” added the Yahoo! CEO.
The pregnant, newly-hired Yahoo! executive is credited for the minimalistic Google homepage, something that took hundreds of hours to accomplish.
By acquiring Uncut.com from AOL and its conversion into a web site that will raise awareness for the practice of penis foreskin mutilation, further establishes Marissa Mayer as a “CEOilf” – an acronym dangerously close to MILF.
The $250,000 investment for Uncut.com will be all in cash. Yahoo! is going on a shopping spree on its way to recover its former glory as a top search engine portal.
Crap she is hot!!
Is it true ?
Bob – Indeed.
Free Font – It’s true, she’s hot.
About time! I’m glad so many people are speaking out against this barbaric practice. Let men choose what happens to their genitals!
Phillip – Hear! Hear!
This is awesome!!! Circumcision is barbaric, painful, and completely unnecessary. It ESPECIALLY shouldn’t be forced on non-consenting minors! Go Yahoo!
Congrats to yahoo for taking a step forward in the fight to protect men’s rights! It’s about time baby boys received the same protection as baby girls. It’s time to end this barbaric practice.
I just heard that this is fake
Breanna – Good to hear you support an unmutilated penis!
Courtney – Indeed. Where did you hear about this?
This is so fantastic!!!!!!!!! It’s about time some real attention gets paid to this horrific and unnecessary procedure done to infant boys. His body = His choice, there is not other ethical way. Thank you so much!!!!
TAP SUM BONG!
Beckyj – Some people don’t understand parody, but it’s full of truths π
Mary – Glad to see this type of response!
korean_guy – μΏλ¨Ήμ΄
i thought it was true. if it is a joke does that mean this s supposed to make fun of intactivists? it isn’t “foreskin mutilation” it is penis mutilation, and the person has a mutilated identity, whether their parents see it that way or not. so if this isn’t real, i hope it is at least saying the right things.
Isaac – It’s what you want it to be π Not making fun of anyone, but fun is subjective. TGIF!