Inspired by sale, Yahoo goes after

Yahoo! is investing $250,000 in the domain name and plans to develop it into a web site that is fighting the obsession of Americans with the Abrahamic religions‘ tradition of penis foreskin mutilation.

“The new web site,, will feature before and after pictures of a male penis, to deliver the message: America, leave the male organs alone!” exclaimed Yahoo! CEO, Marissa Mayer.

“Yes, we go for the shock factor, and we plan to get the domain from AOL that’s using it in a silly way of delivering unedited news. We have grand plans and I personally intend to get fully involved in the redesign,” added the Yahoo! CEO.

The pregnant, newly-hired Yahoo! executive is credited for the minimalistic Google homepage, something that took hundreds of hours to accomplish.

By acquiring from AOL and its conversion into a web site that will raise awareness for the practice of penis foreskin mutilation, further establishes Marissa Mayer as a “CEOilf” – an acronym dangerously close to MILF.

The $250,000 investment for will be all in cash. Yahoo! is going on a shopping spree on its way to recover its former glory as a top search engine portal.

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14 Responses to “Inspired by sale, Yahoo goes after”
  1. Bob says:

    Crap she is hot!!

  2. Lucius "Gunz" Fabrice says:

    Bob – Indeed.

    Free Font – It’s true, she’s hot.

  3. Phillip says:

    About time! I’m glad so many people are speaking out against this barbaric practice. Let men choose what happens to their genitals!

  4. Lucius "Gunz" Fabrice says:

    Phillip – Hear! Hear!

  5. Breanna says:

    This is awesome!!! Circumcision is barbaric, painful, and completely unnecessary. It ESPECIALLY shouldn’t be forced on non-consenting minors! Go Yahoo!

  6. courtney says:

    Congrats to yahoo for taking a step forward in the fight to protect men’s rights! It’s about time baby boys received the same protection as baby girls. It’s time to end this barbaric practice.

  7. Beckyj says:

    I just heard that this is fake

  8. Lucius "Gunz" Fabrice says:

    Breanna – Good to hear you support an unmutilated penis!

    Courtney – Indeed. Where did you hear about this?

  9. Mary says:

    This is so fantastic!!!!!!!!! It’s about time some real attention gets paid to this horrific and unnecessary procedure done to infant boys. His body = His choice, there is not other ethical way. Thank you so much!!!!

  10. korean_guy says:


  11. Lucius "Gunz" Fabrice says:

    Beckyj – Some people don’t understand parody, but it’s full of truths πŸ™‚

    Mary – Glad to see this type of response!

    korean_guy – μ—Ώλ¨Ήμ–΄

  12. isaac wofford says:

    i thought it was true. if it is a joke does that mean this s supposed to make fun of intactivists? it isn’t “foreskin mutilation” it is penis mutilation, and the person has a mutilated identity, whether their parents see it that way or not. so if this isn’t real, i hope it is at least saying the right things.

  13. Lucius "Gunz" Fabrice says:

    Isaac – It’s what you want it to be πŸ™‚ Not making fun of anyone, but fun is subjective. TGIF!

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