Father Domainicus urges domainers to keep a clear mind.
Greetings, my dear brothers and sisters in domaining; this is Father Domainicus with yet another Sunday sermon.
After delivering a eulogy at the local Greekfest, I was mostly shocked to find out that their web site took visitors to Facebook instead.
If I wanted to visit Facebook, I would not have registered a domain in the first place; that animosity is explicitly pointed out by our Domain Lord, in Domainomion 4:20, and I quote:
“And the children of Babylon engaged in unmentionable acts of animosity, and were overcome with lust, and ran naked in the streets displaying their bodies to complete strangers, as if they were possessed by a daemon or ate food poisoned by the feces of unclean animals.”
Many of you might wonder, what is the connection to my paradigm, and I shall explain.
Facebook is the modern day Babylon, where anything goes, including the exposure of body parts by young, impressionable men and women that intent to engage in uncouth acts.
Back to Greekfest, and by that I mean the .co that is developed.
It is a splendid idea, depicting how lesser TLDs are able to perform, despite the general agreement among the faithful that .com is blessed by the Holy Father. Unlike the .com in this case, the .co delivers some actual information and I found that to be very soothing to the soul.
A lot of chaos and confusion is thus generated when domainers aren’t aware of the methodology behind selecting domains for registration. Many vicars of our parish have attempted to use simple words but unless one delves into the 12 Holy books of Domaining, they cannot absorb such gems of wisdom:
“Fear not what the overlord beholds, but ensure your property is locked, and your wife is secured against acts of sodomy by strangers that would attempt to unlock your back door.”
This is from Apocalapse 5:8, incidentally; one of my favorite passages, that clearly shows the importance of locking your domains and securing your account passwords.
And thus, I have reached the end of my allocated time for today’s sermon. Until next time, I urge you to remain calm, yet vigilant and full of life.
~Father Domainicus.
Father Domainicus- nothing is more confuse and Chaos this coming Tuesday!!!
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Millions of people in most countries are put in jail, beaten up, gang rape for just going to vote but we take it for granted.