Cowboys.com – There’s no football on that web site.
The Dallas Cowboys faced a humiliating defeat yesterday, to the Washington Redskins.
“We lost, fair and square, look at what Robert Griffin III did!” exclaimed Rob Ryan, coach for the Cowboys.
“We need the support of our fans, which started thinking the entire team is gay, after visiting Cowboys.com, what’s up with that???” he added, visibly dejected by the 38-31 loss.
The team now considers buying Cowboys.com, after the fans booed the Dallas Cowboys on several occasions.
The Redskins played better, up to the last minute when a certain touchdown was graciously converted into a 12 second idle countdown.
“Without a web site that we can beam out to social media and whatnot, I doubt my players can get over this defeat,” said Ryan. “I reckon we do need Cowboys.com to shake off that ‘gay’ notion, not that I am against gays, of course, but you know how it goes” he added.
Buying Cowboys.com will cost a pretty penny now, more than the $370k its current owners acquired it for, five years ago.
Gay Cowboys…go Cowboys go!
It’s not going to be cheap, that’s for sure. A lot more than what they could have paid at the auction.