Sunday Sermon with Father Domainicus.
Greetings and salutations, my brothers and sisters in Domaining. As every Sunday, I’m stretching my washed undergarments in the sun to dry naturally, and reach out to you with words of the deepest kind.
As I predicted last Sunday, those that attempted to take advantage of our Brother Bob Parsons at the Parish of Groupon, failed miserably.
The temporary euphoria that cheating provides, cannot be a match for the plunging into the abyss experienced when caught red-handed, stealing from the Groupon Parish’s register.
Those among us, that engaged in that foul activity, are clearly Sodomites, my brothers and sisters in domaining. And yet, despite their uncouth act, they are pointing the finger at our Brother Bob Parsons, instead of repenting with arms outstretched to the skies.
Blasphemy and hubris among domain investors, arrive in many different outfits, my dear sons and daughters.
As our Domain Lord ascribes, “do onto one another what you would desire to be done upon you.”
I am certain that none of you desires to be exposed financially by hordes of Sodomite domainers. They, along with the residents of the Gomorrah, are there to remind us to abstain from carnal pleasures or from financially unsound decisions.
Amen.
I have not forgotten that it is now the new year, 2013, and I wholeheartedly wish you many a great success, from the bottom of my apostolic heart.
Stay sober, stay sane.
~Father Domainicus.
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Instead of pointing fingers at Godaddy, put the blame on yourself…you groupon F yourself…ha ha
Father, send them to Domain Hell for their greed and thievery act.
Scrupulous Domainers!!!
BullS – Your words are harsh but true. Tough love is what Father Domainicus professes.
You cannot handle the truth!!
They don’t call me “BullS” for nothing.