As of January 6th, China Internet Network Information Center (CINIC) requires .CN registrars to suspend new registrations for .CN domain names, unless the registrants maintain a valid presence in mainland China.
Very few domainers are aware of the real motives behind this move.
Originally, some domainers thought it was in order to control the quality of the domains being registered. At a cost of a few cents to the American dollar, those .CN domains soon became the perfect refuge to spammers and scammers worldwide.
More often, crafty Chinese “entrepreneurs” started peddling their .CN domains to owners of the .com, .net or .org equivalents.
But the truth is, that CINIC enforced this measure for a very different reason altogether.
According to a CNN article, China faces a 24,000,000 female bride shortage by the end of the decade. This shocking fact means one thing: China is closing down on its foreign .CN registrations and requires a local presence in China, in order to lure, abduct and inseminate with Chinese seed women from outside China, thus solving its gender imbalance.
In a rare interview, the Chinese minister of sexual education and people’s propaganda, Bing Yun Kum, said:
“It’s special command, we now ensure China empowers via invitation of business woman of reproductive age to China. We want make sure China DNA is included inside woman from Western countries. Very big opportunity to be part of China next generation of business people athletes.”
Meanwhile, reports show that Hollywood celebrities like Madonna and Angelina Jolie will continue adopting Chinese babies, fully unaware of the upcoming invasion of the Chinese seed planters around the world.
It is yet to be decided whether Western business women of fertile age will automatically receive a .CN registration with each insemination; a free lunch however will be included.
