Show respect to the former Pontiff, says Father Domainicus.
Greetings and salutations, all ye faithful of the Domain Church; this is Father Domainicus with an important message on this last day of February.
It has been done: our beloved Pope Benedict XVI is now a Pontiff Emeritus – the title reserved for the former head of the Catholic Church, that now lives on Vatican ground, reaping a basic pension of $3300 before taxes.
As domain investors, you have been advised to refrain from speculation over the name of the next Pontiff, but for the time being my advice appears to have fallen on deaf ears.
Alas, a self-proclaimed “Promised Land Community Church” has done the unthinkable, registering the domain names PontiffEmeritus.com, PontiffEmeritus.org, PopeEmeritus.com and PopeEmeritus.org.
I believe that such a blatant domain speculation on the new title of a former Pontiff, deserves its own apartment studio in hell, as punishment delivered by our Domain Lord.
As always, I leave you with a brotherly squeeze just below the waist, and a kiss on both cheeks, renewing my promise to return soon with news about the next Pontiff’s selection.
~Father Domainicus.
