In case you slept during the past two days and didn’t visit Domaining.com for the headlines, Sex.com is heading to foreclosure auction on March 18th.
A foreclosure? Which clearly means that when you are bad with your finances, it doesn’t matter if you possess the most valuable LLL .com in the world. A loser will still be a loser.
Apparently though, Francois of Domaining.com is was having a little competition about the outcome of this surely rigged auction. Guess the winning bid, if it’s the nearest price you win the jackoff! Or jackpot. Or, whatever.
As he states on his web site, in perfect Anglicized French:
You can bid until March 15th, but better you don’t wait because it pays to bid earlier:
In the case of severals winners the prize will be splitted 50/50 between the first bet and the others, same thing for the second.
The jackpot is 50% of collected money, but we guarantee a $1,000 minimum prize. Place a bet only costs $5, or $10 for 3 bets.
So whip out your calculator and figure out how much money you can get and how much will go in the pocket of Francois and you just might win lots of sex!
Here’s some analysis we did for you.
The readership of Domaining.com is about 95% male. If 60% of all males bet, let’s assume that half of these will bet $10 and the other half $5. Assuming a daily readership of about 1,000 domainers, that’s roughly 570 bets, with $1,425 going towards the $5 bet and $2,850 towards the $10 bet.
A total of roughly $4,275 will be divided between Francois and the jack-offs that will be bidding.
In other words: Francois makes a cool $2k from your bets and as much goes to one jack-off winner!
There. But don’t take our word for it, VOTE:
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