Sedo, the German domain parking company with headquarters in Boston, celebrated the massive victory of the German soccer (football) team over Brazil, with 7-1.
“We had ze redesign ready, expecting ze veectory of Deutschland über Brazil, und it happened zo fast!” exclaimed Sedo regional manager, Klaus Heinz Schullemuller.
“We love futbol und Brazil soccer coach must come to ze Fatherland for training and World Cup 2018 in Russia, natürlich! Das ist kaput!” added Schullemuller, as happy as an Oktoberfest girl.
The loss of Brazil to Germany was the biggest ever for a hosting nation so proud of its soccer (football) heritage.
Sedo offices in Germany will remain open tomorrow, although beer will flow freely for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Germany 7 – Brazil 1
My god, this was the most brutal thing I have ever witnessed.
This was emotional torture.
I can’t even start to imagine how the Brazilians are feeling right now…
Kosta – Unfortunately there are no time-outs in soccer 🙁 After the second goal, it was all over.
Come on Germany! I want a DomainGang ball!
Worst loss ever in a World Cup semifinal.
Worst loss ever by a nation hosting the World Cup.
Brazil’s worst loss ever.
Most goals scored by one team in a World Cup semifinal.
No team had scored five goals in a game as quickly as Germany did.
No team had surrendered five goals in a single half in the World Cup since 1974.
Brazil’s record home winning streak of 62 straight competitive home matches without a loss is over. Their last previous loss had been in 1975.
German striker Miroslav Klose scored a goal to become the all-time leading goal scorer in the World Cup. He surpassed a Brazilian, Ronaldo, to do it.