With a new global war imminent, there’s never been a better time for dot .WAR, a new gTLD from Donuts.
Citing thousands of years of human conflict, the dot .WAR gTLD embraces one of the world’s unstoppable forces, mindless fighting.
“Everyone talks smack and wants to start a war, with their spouse, their neighbor, the country across the border or beyond,” said Donuts in a press release.
“Let’s face it, a war is where arguments are best settled at, and online wars are often a good choice, such as a war of words. Now you can do that on the Internet, with your own .War domain!” said the press release by Donuts.
Dot .WAR domains will be cheap, at $3 dollars each, to allow even registrants from impoverished nations to participate. This is a brilliant marketing approach that will hopefully generate a steady stream of income for the Registry.
There will be no premium .WAR domains held back by the Registry, a surprise move for such a powerful new gTLD.
Prior to its Registry allocation, ICANN sought special permission from the United Nations, to ensure that dot .WAR is not violating any human rights; the UN responded that it’s all good to go.
If you have given up on peace and the rational settlement of arguments, you can start your own war with dot .WAR – soon available at most domain registrars, and hopefully before the world starts glowing green with radiation.
