Fabulous announced today the introduction of its new Publicity CEO – former Australian rules cage fighter Bruce McSpandex – also known as Mr. Tight from his wrestling years.
Weighing 345 lbs and 6ft 3″ tall, Mr. Tight will be promoting the tight security found only at Fabulous.com
“G’day mate, oi have no way to begin to tell you how moch oi will be ensuring, that toight security is the #1 proiority here at Fabulous.
We will ensure that your domains stay toight in place”, said Bruce McSpandex while sitting on a green sofa at the Fabulous lounge room.
Fabulous recently moved their headquarters to new luxurious offices with a great view and lots of space; the Fabulous.com crowd has received great reviews for their superb customer service and support – something that was lauded by their brand new Publicity CEO, Bruce McSpandex.
Fabulous.com is a no-nonsense domain registrar from Down Under. If you don’t know where “down under” is, think about kangaroos, vegemite sandwiches and Crocodile Dundee movies. They all point to Australia, the big island/continent in the middle of nowhere.
Joking aside, Fabulous is a registrar proud of their domain security. With the proliferation of domain thefts and a recently publicized identity theft scam, now it’s the time to consider keeping your domains safe – by using Fabulous.com as your registrar of choice.
FABULOUS is my registrar of choice, with or without Bruce.
Just seeing that guy Bruce instills a sense of fear to any potential domain thief lol
Bruce would be scarier in a thong.
🙂
Howard – I could not have said it better myself.
Sammy – Bruce is known for face-sitting all domain thieves personally.
Tric – I don’t want to even imagine that happening but maybe Fabulous will consider doing it 😀
Depending on the success of this campaign, you may see Brucey in future promotions. 😛 Unfortunately he’s not making it to TRAFFIC Miami, as he has some prior cage fighting duties he couldn’t get out of, but I’ll be there! 😀 I’ll have a few Security Keys on me too.