10 Reasons why Beer is better than Domains

Beer - a domainer's best friend.

Of course we love domains, domaining, domainers and the Domain Nation.

But on a Saturday night, beer would win over any domain. 😀

Here are a good 10 reasons why:

  • You buy a sixpack of beer for the price of a dot com – especially if you use GoDaddy. For $10 you buy some really good Boston Lager such as Samuel Adams.
  • You don’t need to develop, park or otherwise worry about what to do with beer. You drink it, either from the bottle or in a glass. Simple as that.
  • Once you buy beer, you can keep it in the fridge for days, weeks and months. It won’t expire and you don’t need to renew it.
  • There is only a small number of valuable TLDs – there is an almost infinite variety of beer for all tastes.
  • Want Chinese beer? Try Tsingtao from your local store – for .CN domains you need to run a business in mainland China!
  • Women that drink beer have silky smooth hair and bigger breasts. Women domainers with silky smooth hair and big breasts are a rarity. Ahem.
  • Noone will try to sue you at the WIPO for buying the last sixpack of their favorite beer.  If you get it first, it’s yours – no UDRP will reclaim it.
  • After a couple of beers, even the worst long-tail domains have potential. But even the best domain in the world won’t give you a craving for beer. Makes sense?
  • Like chocolate, beer can be a prelude to great sex. On the other hand, registering domains can often lead to divorce due to ensuing arguments.
  • You can recycle – and you should – the empty beer bottles and cans. But you can’t recycle domains. So be earth-friendly: drink more beer.
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