Those familiar with the finger licking good buffet style eats at the Golden Corral will now get to enjoy its new development service launching January 2011 dubbed Site Buffet™.
Domain investors now get a chance to order graphic design and web development for the low price of $19.99 per site and order as many changes, edits and upgrades as needed.
Domainers no longer need to appropriately pay a graphic designer or web developer for endless change requests or feel embarrassed by the need to request work way beyond the original work specs.
Items include (but not limited to) a wide array from the I Don’t Know What I Really Want™ Site Buffet menu:
- I Don’t Know What I Really Want™ Logos – comes with shapes, colors and text, all interchangeable and completely customized by pixel location. Longitude and latitude of pixel locations from Google Earth required.
- I Don’t Know What I Really Want™ Site Layout – vague generalizations required. Customer must know the art of participating in ‘remote design’ where he/she designs layout by proxy via feeding an endless list of pixel changes to the Site Buffet via the Slave Mouse Pusher.
- I Don’t Know What I Really Want™ Site Monetizer Thingy – no understanding of user experience or browsing habits required. Just tell your dedicated Slave Mouse Pusher what type of monetization you are seeking, how much you want to make and how often you want to make it.
Many of those hungry for the Site Buffet™ solution are excited to be receiving easy and endless development solutions but not everyone is welcoming the news.
“Domainers are strange people.”, stated Jeremy Paul, owner of JP BBQ, a local homemade BBQ business in California.
“They called me up the other day wanting me to spend $10,000 to purchase CaliforniaBBQPlace.com. The page design and functionality was horrible and had no traffic. They can’t seem to understand the concept of investing proper funds in domain branding yet expect to successfully push an underperforming domain to business owners. This new Site Buffet service is nothing but a placebo to the real thing such as how Golden Corral compares to my business.”
Despite some business owners sharing the same views as Jeremy Paul, domainers welcome the news of Site Buffet including long term investor, Sammy Simmons.
“I never believed in my own portfolio enough to invest anything much into web development or graphic design.” Simmons says, cracking a smile.
“Sometimes you have to cut corners and this is where I chose to cut it. But now, thanks to Golden Corral I can have all the development eats my imagination can fathom.”
