Beats & Apple: If Dr. Dre were singing about domains

Wassup my n[word]s?

Dis is Dr. Dre in da house, yo, heard dat Fiddy Cent launched da .Club in NYC.

Word. Dat is some serious funk for chump change.

I be selling Beats for $3 Bees, ya feel me?

Dat’s with a bee like in .Buzz. Hear the billions rain down, n[word]! Big Steve Jobs be turning in his grave now.

So dat made me think, domain gots some money, n[word]z!

I sell my tunes on Apple and now my overpriced ear muffs, so why not make some new tunes for Domainers?

Word.

So here is dat list, yo:

  • Still D.O.M.A.I.N.E.R.
  • gTLDs Ain’t Shit
  • XXXRegistry
  • Lyrical Domain Gang
  • Big Portfolios
  • I Need a Broker
  • Been There Registered Dat
  • No PPC Diggity
  • Natural Born Flippaz

All my b*tches love that funk, so peace. Be a playa, buy mine now!

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