It’s not the size of your pecker, it’s how well protected it is.
Are you a domainer serving in the military or do you have loved ones who do?
If so, you might consider getting hold of a very special gift for the coming holiday season.
Many members of the military are currently serving in Iraq or Afghanistan, fighting for freedom, democracy and the expansion of the US oil industry.
Some skirmishes and full-fledged battles have left many members of the military with serious injuries in the nether region, that could have been avoided if they were adequately protected.
A company from Cardiff in the UK is manufacturing what they call “blast boxers” – underwear made of specially reinforced materials to protect your “family jewels“: your pecker and balls.
Clearly, this is the biggest British invention since Sir Clive Sinclair invented the pocket calculator.
The underwear is made from the same material that Kevlar is made, although they don’t advertise it as such.
Regardless, the blast boxers underwear when worn over your regular pair of underwear can stop bullets from small guns and provide added protection from shrapnel coming in from the ground, e.g. when explosive devices detonate in the proximity.
This special “blast boxers” underwear costs about $85 a pair at BlastBoxers.com and they could prove to be a ball-saving item for daddy who hunts down insurgent terrorists in Iraq or is searching for Osama bin Laden in Afghanistan.
So this Christmas, give your loved ones the gift that keeps on giving.
