Chicago, Illinois – The Sports Weekly
Morale plummeted overnight in Chicago’s streets, as news of Rio de Janeiro becoming the host city for the 2016 Olympics was announced across the Internet. In street gang forums, MySpace and Twitter, the news was heard loud and clear. The result was unexpected to many, despite the recent violent killing of a young man in the streets of Chicago and the public release of a video depicting it.
“Dem bitches at Brazil, gots the ‘Lympics yo, we ain’t got sh*t!”, said one very upset tweet from “DaPlayaBling” in West Side Chicago.
Another tweet from “BootyliciousMomma” said:
“Outrageous! I tell you, ugh girl. We too goooood for dem. Obama my man did his best, God bless him. We be coming back in the Superbowl, fo’sho.”
Meanwhile, street gangs of East Side and West Side clashed as usual.
Earlier last week, Chicago mayor Richard Daley Jr. allegedly announced that Chicago had a strong advantage over Rio de Janeiro, citing that all Brazil got to hope for was hosting the World Cup Soccer in 2014.
“These samba dancers aren’t gonna get much attention with that girly sport, soccer. We are gonna get the Olympic Games and show off the true potential of Windy City. Go Chicago!”
Apparently, that statement was insulting to the IOC and the Olympic Spirit, and Chicago got a college football score result of zero, versus 46 votes for Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
Meanwhile, the operators of the domain name Chicago2016.com saw their traffic drop overnight and their best bet to recoup the registration and hosting fees would be to sell the domain on Sedo or eBay. Also, another company has already snatched Chicago2020.com in hopes of Windy City coming back in four years’ time. At least, there will be another mayor in the city by then, who will exercise more caution in issuing statements before a decision is made.
If you’re looking for the official web site of the candidate city of Chicago for the Olympic Games of 2016, that’s Chicago2016.org
