Not all corporations are evil - some simply want you to sell your iventory at below market value
Hello my friends.
I want your domains, and I’m also looking for a few select domainers that are caught in today’s financial doom and gloom.
I’m not going to sugarcoat it for the squeamish among you, my friends. The domain economy is like the Big Depression of the 1930’s. We are in it for a long time, it will stay at least until 2020. Some of you might not survive the aftermath.
Not only 2012 is not the end of all mankind as we know it, but apparently Recession will take us through it and beyond. I run this company that has created the perfect niche for you, the panicked domainer. There’s no need to be depressed, my friends. I will take care of you.
Not only have I created the biggest bunch of subdomains in the entire Internet, thus pretending to be a huge database of useful content to the visitors of common keywords that end up on my subdomains, but I also have created a plan for you – my friends.
I have charts and diagrams that clearly show how bad the economy is. Did you understand how these charts apply to the domain industry? In case you didn’t, let me explain them to you, as I am a master at socio-economics and I have a bachelor in snake oil techniques.
You think it’s funny? Well, it’s not. The true fact is, you – Joe Domainer – are stuck between a rock and a hard place. Or whatever the saying is.
I am here to offer you a last chance, a final opportunity – a hint of air, at a price.
The psychological effect of charts helps increase the potential of acquiring domains from dumb, panicked domainers at a very cheap price - all while making me feel powerful
Don’t ask what PPC corporations can do for you – ask yourself: am I smart enough, brave enough, courageous enough as a domainer to pull through this Dante’s Hell that looks upon us, ready to consume us in its fiery embrace?
The answer is, you are not brave enough, courageous enough – not even smart enough, as a domainer.
My friends, you only have me, and I am here to cut you a deal, asking to buy your great domains for below their fair market value. My company will weigh in all the traffic, age of the domain, its backlinks, original purchasing price and marketability – and it will offer you a monetary value that you can’t resist.
And you cannot resist, simply because I know that you’re hurting, I know that you’re panicked and I know that my charts look good.
I want you to sell your domains cheap – to me. Join me!
Send me your email address. Thanks.
Be my friend, I am a depressed domainer but I don’t want to be suckered 😀
Brother, Can you spare a .com?
“I want you to sell your domains cheap – to me. Join me!”
How does it feel to want?
I can picture it now.
A rough beat up and dirty guy/gal on a street corner with a well known saying written kind of scraggly on a card board box…
“Will Work For Domains”
DEPRESSED DOMAIN BUYER…YOUR EMAIL PLEASE
Some people don’t get it, even if it’s plastered with 10 ft letters in front of them 😀
Hi,
Do you buy recently expired domains?
I have a whole bunch.
How much you pay?
Hurry before they expire for good.
Please contact the CEO of Epic Fail Corporation for details.
Hi.
I have this domain http://www.usa.net.in
Regards
Are you mocking me again?
DG’s 21st Century ‘New Deal’…?
I have so many great domains, but cannot hold them all. I can send you a list of the push to shove names. It all depends on how much money comes in each day and if I cannot renew, I am forced to let go. I would love to get some good money, as they are 13 years and holding.