Father Domainicus discusses adult gTLDs.
Greetings and salutations, my brothers and sisters in domaining; this is Father Domainicus, returning from a long sabbatical.
On this fine Sunday eve, I would like to bring your attention to the subject of pornography in our Congregation.
Many members of our Domain Church often raise the question:
“Father Domainicus, should I invest in pornographic domain names?”
In the old days of .com supremacy, this question was easy to answer.
Today, the introduction of many pornographic gTLD domains complicates the subject, and ICANN is thus encouraging onanism and self-indulgence in the pleasures of the flesh.
My domaining children, ask yourself, would your parents approve of .XXX, .Adult, .Porn and .Sex domains in the early days of the Internet?
Would they approve of the content that appears on those web sites, which promotes several vices such as the depiction of female penetration by an impossibly oversized silicone phallus?
By indulging in the investment of such domain names, you are inviting satan to your family room, engaging in uncouth acts with the lord of darkness, all while you burn a hole in your pocket and add filth to your domain portfolio.
I implore all members of the Domain Church to abstain from such sperm-wasting activities and to invest in family value domains, such as .Football, .Coffee, . Education and .School. Even .WTF appears less spicy compared to the vicious flood of adult gTLDs.
To quote the words of our Domain Lord, who said so in Registrants 3:18:
“Believe in thyself and refrain from vigorously massaging thy flesh; for thy hands shall grow callouses and open wounds, betraying the sinful activity of onanism.”
It is clear, therefore, my domaining children, that no, I would not advise you to invest in adult domain names, unless you want to be excommunicated.
Such departure from the Domain Church could prove to be fateful for many of you, whose minds are still developing; our Domain Church encourages group activities that stimulate the heart and the mind, such as THE Domain Conference.
I leave you with a brotherly kiss on both cheeks, and a light, playful tap on your behind, renewing our rendezvous for the near future.
Yours faithfully,
~Father Domainicus.
