Greetings and salutations, my domainer brothers and sisters; this is Father Domainicus, on a splendorous sunny Sunday – at least, here in the state of Florida where the Domain Church is headquartered.
I bring you some magnificent news today, and I cannot contain myself enough!
Brother Frank has chosen the day of our Domain Lord, to launch one of his latest and greatest inceptions, Uniregistrar.
It is with jubilation that I look forward to this day, exactly in 7 days from today, and let me explain why.
Many a domainer faithful have been critical of Brother Frank’s choice of gTLDs for the general availability launch; those that cried foul on the commercialization of sexuality and epidermal marks, open your ears, brothers!
Even Jesus Christ was a fine, virile man of many conquests; he of all carpenters of his time brought sexy back to religion. The way Jesus spoke, the way he presented himself to the crowds in Galilee was definitely the epitome of sexy in his time.
It is recorded, that Jesus also had a tattoo on his back that said, “I am the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end‘ – something that isn’t depicted in the Biblical texts, for it has been removed as part of the Apocrypha.
Regardless, it is clear that Brother Frank’s fabulous feat is ongoing, and ever-reaching; for his accomplishment of universal unity is unique; hence the Uniregistrar moniker.
Rest assured, my domaining children, that by next week you will be praising the Domain Lord for his great gift he bestowed upon us, less than a month before the Passover, no less.
In the coming days, I shall be partaking in the Holy Communion of our Uniregistrar, enabling my flock of domain investors, flippers and acolytes for a grand launch.
With lots of brotherly love and a fatherly touch of your face, I remain,
Uniregistrally yours.
~ Father Domainicus.
Has Father Domainicus hidden a subliminal message in the middle paragraph by including the names of two domain registrars in the hope that their clients might consider jumping ship?
fizz – Father Domainicus delivers the word of the Domain Lord; therefore, I would expect such subliminal messages to be divine manifestations! 😀