Happy new year, from Father Domainicus.
Greetings and salutations, my brothers and sisters in domaining; this is Father Domainicus on this jubilant first Sunday of 2018.
The sun is shining, the dormant grass is whispering its upcoming sprouting to the blue skies, and domain sales are multiplying for all the faithful domainers across the nation.
Another year has passed by, and our Domain Lord blessed us with the many fruits of his wisdom.
I would like to quote the following words, from Domainclessiastes 4:19 in particular:
“Retain the good produce and flush the rotten cabbage live with venomous snakes, and shut the Sodomites far outside the gates of Jerusalem where they shall perish from starvation.”
What a beautiful phrase, a quote of eternal knowledge; allow me to explain it in layman’s terms.
Our Domain Lord is using a metaphor, that of produce, such as fruit and vegetables, in place of success and prosperity in general.
Domain investors will succeed when their investments are made with a good plan in mind, versus through the advice of “venomous snakes” that prey on gullibility.
Furthermore, my domaining children, our Domain Lord is asking us – commanding us, even – to close the door shut to all negativity, bad-mouthing, and words of anger that arrive from the outside. We only need to focus on what we do, to gain prosperity, wisdom, and happiness in life.
With that in mind, I would like to announce that brother Morgan Linton is the finest paradigm of a man who remains positive in the face of all negativity.
He is the epitome of kindness, dedication, and a fine specimen of a domain investor who followed his dreams, shut out all the naysayers, and continues to prosper. Brother Morgan has been sporting a full beard, in recent months, as a clear demonstration of his spiritual devotion to our Domain Church. Amen.
For the rest of the good domainers that seek success and happiness this year, I will send out a fatherly kiss on both cheeks and a warm embrace, renewing my domain-related sermon for the near future; perhaps, as early as next Sunday.
Warmly, in the name of our Domain Lord,
~ Father Domainicus.
