Father Domainicus foresees prison time for the Sodomites.
What a wonderful Sunday it has been, my dear sons and daughters in domaining. This is Father Domainicus, in a late night sermon that will raise your spirits and minds.
Often times, I ponder what life would be without our Domainer Church. The Domain Lord makes it clear, and I quote:
“It is death, for he who hath not determined the friends and foes, the brethren and the enemies, is lost among the Sodomites of this earth.”
Allow me to analyze this quote, in detail.
Recently, some resentful ‘colleagues’ utilized some paid-for services to launch a denial of service attack against this very publication.
The good news is, that they have wasted their shekels, and will soon face the mighty hand of justice, as the Federal Bureau of Investigations was given full access to the data we gathered from the web hosts.
On top of that, as operatives of the Domainer Church we do not forget those that attempt to perform their Sodom acts upon us. In due time, the Biblical law of “an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth” will apply. So those of you that took part in this heinous act, please do not sleep on a light pillow tonight. Better start training your head for the hard pillow of prison, for I kid you not, we know who you are.
Last but by no means least: lots of love to the brothers and sisters in domaining that stood by our side during those hard times. We will always cherish those moments, especially today, on Father’s Day.
Longing our next virtual meeting already, with the heads of the domainer Sodomites sitting atop freshly sharpened poles.
Lovingly,
~Father Domainicus.
