Finally a gTLD that will be used by millions of rednecks worldwide.
It took a lot of negotiations with the West Virginia business bureau and the local mayors but it looks like ICANN did it.
Just a few days after Rod Beckstrom announced his departure from ICANN in July of 2012, the ICANN CEO jots yet another successful initiative to his lengthy and girthy resume.
The Dot Redneck gTLD is a reality that will give the opportunity to several million rednecks in the US and Canada to own their own domain names.
“That’s them business suits putting them heads together and gitting them done good, finally!”, said Billy Bob Jonas from West Virginia. “Ah’s hankerin’ t’thank th’ business min at ICANN fo’ their suppo’t t’th’ varmints of Wess ole Virginny!”
The Dot Redneck gTLD comes on the heels of the successful .xxx release by ICANN, which will enable pimply, hormone-laden teenagers to freely locate pornography on the Internet.
“The release of the Dot Redneck gTLD will provide rednecks around the world with meaningful domains, such as ThemHills.Redneck, BillyRaeRacoonFarm.Redneck and ShotgunBride.Redneck”, said Rod Beckstrom while on his way to attend a game of golf sponsored by ICANN.
The Dot Redneck registry will provide easy access to domain registrations by working a deal with Wal-Mart, where rednecks love to shop and search for deals “online”.
Jeff Foxworthy would love to have that redneck name with all his jokes.