Kim Kardashian had some great times at Webfest Global.
Kim Kardashian, already in advanced pregnancy with her first child, nonchalantly announced that she was “poked” while serving as the keynote speaker of Webfest Global, earlier this year.
“I had some fun times with a very distinguished gentleman,” said the curvacious Kim.
“The way he talked about domains, expiring lists and stuff like that, oh my! Hadn’t had sex for a week and he was in the right place at the right time!” said Kim Kardashian, laughing out loud.
The alleged tryst took place after Kim invited several domainers backstage, for some private photo session. One of them was the lucky guy who managed to penetrate her defenses.
“He was a smooth talker, for sure, not a novice, he knew what he was doing!” said Kim Kardashian. “It was animalistic and very steamy, I could not walk afterwards!” said Kim Kardashian.
We aren’t sure who did the deed, but it has to be a domainer who posted pictures of themselves with Kim after the event. Congratulations for yet another notch on the “man belt”! 😀
I’ve had better!
A check of the “crime scene” revealed a pair of garden gloves, remnants of fertilizer, and a price tag from a JCPenny shirt (size large). Who do we know that went shopping for clothes before traffic and would have left his gardening gloves?
That went over my head I’m afraid