Domain Shredder is a revolutionary new service by Morgan Linton.
It’s project after project for popular domain investor, Morgan Linton. The ever-busy president of Linton Investments is having a spectacular year with his blog and this time it’s yet another winner.
“I was taking a shower after kissing a stingray in the Caymans, ok I have to admit I was buzzed after eating a dozen of Frank Schilling’s rum cakes! Anyway, I came up with the Domain Shredder project, that you are going to love!”, says Morgan Linton from DNCruise.
Morgan’s Domain Shredder project involves a new technology available only through DomainTools for corporate customers.
The idea is simple, yet it’s amazing no-one thought of this before!
“Pretty much, domain owners will be able to completely erase or shred their domains if they want to”, says Morgan.
“There are several reasons to completely eliminate all evidence that you ever registered a domain. For example, if it’s a typo, a trademark, your ex girlfriend’s full name with ‘bitch’ appended, or other silly stuff. You will love it!”, he adds.
The Domain Shredder project will obviously be hosted on the .ORG, much like DomainTheft. It will be available for free for the first 1,000 sign-ups, after which it’s just $5 per shredded domain.
But what about ccTLDs, you might ask. Morgan has that covered as well.
“For $3 more we can take care of that, by placing a Skype call to the registry of whichever third world country you made the mistake to register domains at, and as our partner they will comply with our request. I love it when simple ideas make me a lot of money!”, says Morgan.
The Domain Shredder service will be available sometime during the next semester; definitely before Morgan Linton’s next project.
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Absolutely, funny!
And could be true too.
Uzoma – Sad but true: I had the exact same idea 2 hours before Morgan announced the Domain Shredder project. Great minds think alike but only one can register the domain!
Great minds think alike—You and I
You can use DomainToilet.com where you can flush it down good with s+hit…definitely there is no recovery for that.
This service will work perfectly for those of us that registered “.cm” domain names. Great write up, very funny! 🙂
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You had me there for a minute.
LOL!
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You weren’t kidding, the domain is actually registered. Hahahahaha…
Yup, someone instantly reg’d the name yesterday immediately after your post, lol…
Gotta love the speculators 😀