Mr. Lowballer : My best #domain offer doesn’t count if you accept it

Hey guys, what’s happening? This is Mr. Lowballer ready to bust some balls about your domain crap.

Yeah, I follow Mr. Schwartz on Twitter too, and I know he’s got some kick-ass domains, especially adult ones – the ones your mom refers to as “pornos.”

Listen up. No matter how hard you work, you ain’t gonna get close to the Domain King. It ain’t happening!

Whenever he posts a thread about “list your best domain for $x,xxx” etc. I get a hard laugh from the crap listed. It’s hilarious. People want thousands of dollars for domains that ain’t worth shit.

Anyway, I don’t want to bust your man nuts too hard, so here’s a bit of serious, man to man advice.

If you get a lowballing offer, such as $100 for a nice keyword domain, don’t respond to the guy at all. Don’t do it. I’ll tell you why.

Let’s say you counter with $10k and he’s back with say, $5k. You are happy with the number, I’m sure, because your domain isn’t close to the ones Rick Schwartz owns, and you tell the guy, “OK brah, it’s a deal.”

That moment you accept the bait offer, he’ll split. LOL. You don’t believe me? Try it.

Such is the life of the lowballing sport and I know that first hand mmmkay? I bust the balls of domainers for a reason, to get domains cheap.

So long story short: never respond to lowball offers – unless they are signed by me, Mr. Lowballer.

Later, suckers!

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