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NYC bans oversized domainers from conferences

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The mayor of New York City is on a roll; after banning the serving of large fountain drinks at cafeterias and restaurants, his new focus is now domain conferences.

Mayor Michael Bloomberg has introduced the ban as a way to reduce obesity and its related health problems.

“I don’t like seeing obese people, they remind me of my ex wife’s motha”, said the Mayor.

“So no obese people in New York City, we will turn the Big Apple into the Slim Apple”, added Bloomberg.

In case TRAFFIC heads back to New York, certain limitations to body size and weight will have to be enforced. That’s apparently the reason that Rick Schwartz is successfully losing weight; something that Chef Patrick has accomplished this year as well.

“Listen folks, we need to set a goal and aim for it, and losing weight is one such goal – even under the pretext of a banning by the NYC mayor, what a schmuck!” exclaimed Rick Schwartz.

The banning of domainers exceeding a weight to height ratio of 0.85 will be effective immediately in New York City. Short domainers will have to worry as well.


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5 Responses to “NYC bans oversized domainers from conferences”
  1. BullS says:

    Short domainers – links to Elliot’s blog..

    Hey, I love chunky women, more to explore and bouncy like the watermelon woman.

  2. Lucius "Gunz" Fabrice says:

    BullS – Shame on you! 😛

  3. Howard Neu says:

    Thank God I’m on a diet. Lost 17 pounds so far, so maybe NYC is the place to go!

  4. Lucius "Gunz" Fabrice says:

    Howard – It’s up to you, New York, New York!

  5. BullS says:

    I like my steak chunky, juicy and bouncy like the watermelon woman….don’t you?

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