Pumped up! Chef Patrick’s dramatic transformation!

Not too long ago we read on twitter about Chef Patrick’s return to the fine art of iron pumping.

As Chef Patrick put it:

“Started working out last night… it kicked my ass! So ashamed that I’ve let myself get this far out of shape.”

The popular domainer is known for his affection towards footlong Subway sandwiches; after all he started as Domain Subway dot com.

Adding condiments and fried foods to his died, Chef Patrick ballooned to uncomfortable levels, often being teased about his “twelve pack” abs.

But those days are gone; the popular Chefster is back with a dramatically transformed body that would make many fit domainers green with envy 😀

Chef Patrick after only 24 hours of his secret domainer workout.

In less than 24 hours, Chef Patrick is back; a lean, mean domainer machine.

“The secret is in my workout,” said Chef Patrick while wife Zezura watched ecstatically. “I’m able to perform my spousal duties so much better, such as taking out huge loads of trash with no more back pain. I will also kick your ass if you diss my domains or DNCruise!”

It’s clear that Chef Patrick’s transformation into a domainer “meathead” will benefit his appreciation by fellow domainers, who will show much more respect to the bespectacled domain investor and domain conference master.

Chef Patrick declined to reveal whether a book about his workout secrets is due for Christmas, but we would not be surprised! 😀

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3 Responses to “Pumped up! Chef Patrick’s dramatic transformation!”
  1. Scott Alliy says:

    That explains everything . It looks like Chef P was the persistent repeat visitor at AbsToner!

    As for his 24 hour physique one would say that he looks to be in Ship shape 🙂

  2. Chef Patrick says:

    LMAO… I wish I looked like that. Maybe in 12-18 months with a lot of hard work and eating healthy.

    Working out is more than just physical appearance, it’s so I can have more energy and focus to spend more hours buying and selling domain names 🙂

  3. Uzoma says:

    Chef Patrick will celebrate his physique by visiting http://AcrossUnitedStates.com and http://Countrying.com

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