TRAFFIC weather is looking good.
Those of you that were worried about weather forecast rumors, let’s be clear: Florida is a very predictable state, unlike the hanging chad issues of the 2000 election.
With that in mind, weather is a volatile entity and many a Sunday barbeque or soccer game have been ruined by the lack of an official forecast.
This isn’t the case with TRAFFIC, however, as Rick Schwartz introduces a new product and assorted app, called TRAFFIC Weather Report.
“Folks, early birds catch the worm and starting with Vegas, I am offering the TRAFFIC app that predicts the weather better than the Doppler 500 radar!” exclaimed Rick, lounging at the cabana.
“Book your early bird tickets for Las Vegas now for $1495 and I will send you the app to monitor the weather in real time. We are about to change how business is done in this damn industry, and it’s for the best!” added Rick, applying more suntan lotion.
TRAFFIC 2013 in Ft. Lauderdale is currently at its Cabana Networking stage, and the biggest domain conference in the world opens its gates on Sunday. Now it’s the time to book the next event, before you even attend the current one! 😀
