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Satanists want Satan.com from Bible group

A group of Satanist domainers is after one asset that satan himself would most likely kill for: the domain name Satan.com

Oklahoma-based Order of Lord Satan’s 666 Children wants an online Bible group to hand over the domain name, as it interferes with their religious rights to practice satanism.

“We demand that the owners of our holy Lord Satan’s name in .com hand over this domain name immediately”, said Bobby Lee Fork – a burly 25 year old who goes by the name of Lord Akwath.

“The current owners point it to a facebook page about god. As a recognized religion, we are having our religious rights violated. The domain name could be our temple right now, instead we have to settle for a lesser name”, added Lord Akwarth.

Many popular names of gods and demons are registered and owned by valid organizations. Jesus.com is pointed to a Church, while Buddha.com is conveniently parked. Satan.com is indeed pointed to a facebook page where people “like” God.

“So far we have no intention to spend money and take the domain to a UDRP”, says Lord Akwath while chanting.

“Our Order Brothers and Sisters have been practicing black magic rituals every full moon in order to cause anguish to the owners so that they hand the domain over”, he added.

There are no reports of any bodily harm caused to the owners of Satan.com thus far, except for some unexplained case of diarrhea and a persistent outbreak of acne.

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4 Responses to “Satanists want Satan.com from Bible group”
  1. BullS says:

    Speaking about Buddha, here are my Buddha–my savior,guidance and protector


    DG- please shortcut the link if you like.

  2. Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

    BullS – Buddha or Bubba?

  3. crazy says:

    God > Satan , but they think they will anguish them.
    They don’t understand christians obviously.
    They should worry about God’s judgement on them.

  4. BullS says:

    the world version is Buddah and the engish one is Buddha and

    the damn USA version is always big freaking drinking Bubba

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