Abdul Sakim Al Domayin – Sheik of Domainistan.
The Dot DS registry is flat out accusing Sedo of massaging the .CO data from earlier today, clearly an act of antagonism.
Domainistan’s national domain registry released this statement regarding the success that .CO domain names have witnessed since the .CO TLD launched in 2010:
“Ha! How possible believe Sedo PDF report? If Sedo true, then why still using blue color PDF and no Orange, make no sense!” exclaimed Dot .DS registry spokesperson Selim Bin Aldot Ismael, referring to a Sedo report that presents the success of Dot .CO in domain sales.
“And Lori Anne Wardi why so nice, hmm, must be something hiding? Peoples in domain industry impossible be so nice, so report and blog have bias, God willing!” added Selim Bin Aldot Ismael, from his tent in Domainistan, in reference to Lori Anne Wardi’s objective blog post.
Years of restricted Internet access have kept Domainistan’s residents suspicious of anything positive and distrustful of other cultures. Currently, there are only 3 .DS domain names – all run by the government.
The sultanate of Domainistan is the youngest nation in the world. Recently, governor fellah Abdul Sakim Al Domayin granted asylum to former NSA contractor, Edward Snowden, thus adding more controversy to Domainistan’s role in the domain world; Domainistan is not a US ally by far.
“We believes Dot .CO sales show American propaganda capitalists active in region of great sovereign state of Domainistan, show report like this? Ibn himar!” stated Selim Bin Aldot Ismael, loading his AK47 with a fresh magazine.
There is no doubt that the Domainistan official’s statements need to be taken with a pinch of halal salt, as any attempt to disagree with the official government line results in instant beheading at the public square of the capital.
