Sunday Sermon with Father Domainicus.
Good evening, my children. This is Father Domainicus, spreading the word of the Domain Lord.
Every day, faithful domainers wonder whether there is salvation or whether the domaining industry is doomed.
The very moment that we question salvation as the ultimate purpose in domainer life, we are doomed.
We become sheep of evil – and of what good are evil sheep?
I see a lot of anger in the domaining world, my children. Angry men mostly, casting stones onto the entrepreneurs.
As Domain Lord proclaimed, a faithful domainer must turn the other cheek to such provocations.
But once in a blue moon, I say, enough with the doctrines and the biblical references, my children. It’s time for a new paradigm.
So by all means, punch back that Sodomite that questioned your faith. The holy blessing of the Domain Lord is baptizing all that you do.
A prime example of practicing faith in domaining is the auction of e.co through Sedo, tomorrow June 7. The proceeds, all of it, will go to a charity of the winner’s choice.
You, as a domainer do not need to give up that much. You are blessed for every domain acquisition or drop-catching success – as long as you surrender 10% to a good cause.
The act of giving to the needy is a rare element of today’s entrepreneurs, especially domainers. My children, you need to open your eyes and look around, there is pain, there is suffering; expiring domains are not leading you to salvation, unless you give to the needy a portion of your earnings.
Let us all pray tonight to the good Domain Lord and thank him for his blessing and for the future $xxx,xxx sales. Amen.
