Toby Clements, manager of the popular domain newsletter by the same name, has fallen off the face of the earth in recent months.
Despite numerous attempts by curious domainers, seeking to locate him for a variety of purposes, no response has arrived – and for a good reason.
According to the latest Wikileaks report that releases data from government organizations, NASA is Toby’s new employer as of March 31st, 2014.
As stated on the classified document NASA XP-F112, page 37:
“Mr. Toby Clements has displayed the type of resiliency and stamina with impatient individuals that call themselves ‘domainers’, to become the perfect candidate for a mission to Mars […] effective immediately, the candidate’s training will commence in the Area 51 facilities in New Mexico […] advise the candidate that no further communication with the public shall be allowed until the end of the training mission”
The NASA document carries on with the list of names that will complete the training mission, with a planned trip to the red planet in April 2021. Among them are three Sports Illustrated models, a doctor, a chef and a gymnast; Toby Clements is the only domainer on the list.
We are not surprised by the document’s claims, as we always thought Toby Clements is out of this world.
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