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You’re gonna need two hands : Grand Mac arrives without the .com

“You’re gonna need two hands,” says the message on the new McDonald’s “Grand Mac” – a sizable upgrade from the classic Big Mac.

At only $0.60 more and considerably bigger and juicier, this mofo of a burger sammich is for the hungry, and it’s just gone national.

Imagine that: you end attending several hours worth of sessions at NamesCon in Las Vegas next week. You’re famished. You crave some meat.

(Parenthesis: I don’t know what it feels to be a hungry vegan.)

So, what do you do? Get some second rate buffet crap? Hello no.

You go to McDonald’s, dawg. Grab a Grand Mac and show that b*tch who’s the boss.

That’s right. It’s huge.

Oh, and HugeDomains owns GrandMac.com and wants a couple of large ones for it.

Will McDonald’s cave in and buy it?

What is $2k to a corporation worth several billion dollars? Man, can you imagine the traffic going to that domain right now? Insane.

Man, I’m getting hungry again. See y’all in Vegas.

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8 Responses to “You’re gonna need two hands : Grand Mac arrives without the .com”
  1. David says:

    McDonald’s needs to up their sizes in Japan. I can only order a medium milkshake here, which is comparable to a small there.

    On second thought, we don’t need an obesity epidemic here.l

  2. Bob says:

    I would UP the price considerably for GrandMac.com

  3. Super Size Me says:

    Garbage food for brain dead people. Keep eating!!!

  4. DomainGang says:

    Super Size Me – Are you a PETA member bro?

  5. Super Size Me says:

    Peta bro? What does peta have to do with anything? I eat fish, chicken. My point is that most cheap food is crap. The food system is upside down. Healthy food is expensive. If they actually tied the cost of crappy food to the diseases it creates then it would not be cheap.
    Peta? I eat good clean gmo, no hormone, antibiotic meat and wild caught fish. I have yet to actually raise and kill my own animals but it may be happening in the next few years.
    ps. you should have let my other rant slide through. 😉

  6. Super Size Me says:

    “antibiotic free”

  7. DomainGang says:

    Super Size Me – People have options, let us enjoy the Grand Mac, eh!

  8. Super Size Me says:

    Apologies for the rant. Just freaks me out.

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