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Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Domainistan

I like domains. I like sex. You like?

Hello domainers. This is Borat.

I came to Domainistan to study your custom.

And I stay here to analyze financial data of other peoples.


Well. Stay with me. I like you. I like domaining. Is nice.

But peoples in Domainistan are often bad relations. Domainers population is everything. Also homosexual domains, dot gay?

Glorious country, I think. Some smart, some Semites (my manager told me to use this word, is good) and some beautiful.

Big boobs. I like sex. Is nice.

If I drove my car back to 1994 I register domains of glorious Domainistan in every country. Like my friend Franky Schilling or Ricky Schwartz other uber man of domains. They know how. I am learning, so. Yes.

At first, I buy my domain from national bazaar of Domainistan. It was good, then after parked domain PPC turned bad. No more moneys. I feel raped missionary.

Then domain expert told me to make mini-site. Is good. At first week. Then no more traffic. I feel raped in the rectum with no protection. Not nice.

What now? Domainistan country like no more. Lots of domainers are bad. They say stupids things and fight if I look different. So. But me, Borat and I say “sdoksrli kurado fkikzc” that mean bad things about your mom in Czech.

Anyway. I told domainers try own thing. Not listen to jerks preaching bad. Told domainers of Domainistan glorious country, so they will make money if do own thing.

Thank you for read my post. I hope you like. Djiekulje!

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7 Responses to “Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Domainistan”
  1. tricolorro says:

    Domainistan, The Movie?

    I can’t wait for this next Borat movie to come out.

    Maybe they’ll give you a cameo appearance, Lucius.

  2. BullS says:

    Borat loves Domains-that will be the new movie.

    You are so funny.

  3. Jagshemash!

    My name a Borat. I do not remember writings this post, but maybe it because I was drunk on fermented horse urine…

    Did you know I have official web sight in my country, but government take away? This very sad to me because it was great success and earn profit of more than 7 bale of human pubis. *High-five*


    Then I hear that peoples on worldly wide web were making money with ‘flog’…

    I try this for almost one weeks, but police make me stop because gypsy I hire to give beatings to was scream so loud he keep neighbour awake at night. Also it did not earn me any monies.

    Then I get own Myspaces page and Borat VERY popular with womans there who send me picturephoto of teets and vagine for make hand relief to. Very niice!


  4. Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

    We love you Borat! 😀

  5. Tia Wood says:

    This has to be one of my favorite posts at DG haha. Good job.

  6. Lucius "Guns" Fabrice says:

    Borat is the best.

  7. Adam says:

    borat seems to like Elliots blog he’s always posting there.

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