Tony Kanakaris: My Big Fat Greek Domainer Network is expanding

I called Tony Kanakaris up on a Friday afternoon, right as happy hour madness was hitting the US east coast. Tony is a fellow domainer and developer – manager of the Social Domainers network.

Tony, yassou malaka! – I could not resist the Greek verbal jab at my friend.

Who is this? Lucius! Ti kaneis, you sick motherlover you – came back the answer from the other end of the line.

In case you didn’t know, us Greeks are like the Italians – maybe because all of Southern Italy and Sicily were Greek colonies once. We talk loud, and we talk a lot and show our excitement with gestures and voice intonations.

Tony, I hear you make some killer spinach pie, is that right? – I said, trying to make small talk for what I was going to ask next.

Yeah, yeah! Better than my grandma’s. What’s cooking, Lucius?

I can’t get into my Social Domainers account, Tony. WTF is going on?

Tony paused for a while, then he broke the bad news to me.

Lucius, look. You’re my good friend and everything but I was asked to lock your account down. You made some really nasty comments the other day, I had to take some action.

Tony’s reply hit me like pigeon droppings from pigeons on a wire, 50 ft above.

Come on, man! Social Domainers is where I spend my online time! You can’t do this! That’s where I meet other domainers and make friends and buddies. Heck, that’s where I pick my Italian women! Come on, brother!

Tony Kanakaris paused for a few seconds, then reminded me of what I had done.

Lucius, I can’t. Remember what you did? Disrespecting the Argentina soccer team, saying Maradona is a big crackhead and all that stuff? I got in so much trouble with my wife, she’s Argentinian, remember?

I sighed.

I remembered the incident alright; World Cup 2010 was full of vuvuzela noise and Greece was playing Argentina trying to advance to the next round. Kept the score at 0 – 0 until the 77th minute and then it managed to lose 2 – 0. I was furious. I had lashed out, cussing Argentina on the Social Domainers forum, left and right.

Tony… I’m a nice guy. I’m sorry. I will apologize now to your wife, OK? Just let me back on Social Domainers, please bro! I will behave! I just need my account back. Have a heart, bro!

Tony was skeptical for a second, but then he burst into laughter.

Lucius, you’re such a big malakas! OK, try again in 15 minutes and you’ll be able to log back on. Just don’t try the same crap, malaka! OK?

I was thrilled.

SocialDomainers.com is my second home, my online destination away from DomainGang. I could not wait to see my buddies again and write on their wall. With Facebook being an insecure madhouse where men posed as women creating fake profiles, Social Domainers – where domainers get together – is the absolute domainer paradise.

Thanks, Tony. You are the man, I owe you one. Going to DomainGang to tell everyone what a great place Social Domainers is. And I will let everyone know you make a killer spinach pie!

We both laughed and called each other “malaka” a few more times. Tony had to go work on his next big project – and I had to go read my dozens of pending messages on SocialDomainers.com

You too should visit SocialDomainers.com and sign up ! It’s free 😀

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