Domainer complains about DomainTools ads

In case you haven’t noticed, DomainTools – Golden Sponsor of DomainGang – rolled out a trio of new banner ads exclusive to our publication, yesterday.

DomainTools – the top WHOIS tool for domains – is known for its creative advertising; here at DomainGang we support anything creative, different and visually stimulating.

Today we received this email from an angry domainer who appears to be upset by the latest DomainTools banners:

“What is wrong with you people? The one with the Astronaut says ‘Ready for blast off’. When I clicked on it, I wasn’t taken to the NASA web site as expected, but was offered a Pro membership! Strike number one!”

Our very peculiar reader continues:

“The banner with the stacked Ice Cream cone, what a bunch of baloney! I thought I’d get a FREE ice cream now that it’s 104 degrees here in Chicago, and all I got was more data and more research. You got to be kidding me! Strike #2.”

And finally, he lashes out:

“But the straw that broke the camel’s back is the banner with the huge, stacked Cheeseburger with onions, bacon, lettuce and tomato. Do you know what that imagery does to a hungry man??? I had to go out and buy a McDonald’s, a Wendy’s and one Burger King burger in order to build this monster. No sir, that’s strike #3 from DomainTools! Ridiculous! Take those banners down!!!”

Apparently, our reader suffers from some condition that needs urgent psychiatric evaluation, along with an infusion of humor. But thank God it’s Friday!

 

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