Father Domainicus: Domaining and the God(damn) Particle
Good afternoon, my brothers and sisters in domaining, this is Father Domainicus delivering a Sunday sermon, blessed from lovely Florida.
I’ll get right to the point: Domainers ask me if the so-called ‘God Particle‘ will affect domaining in the coming years. They are concerned that such a revelation will alter the entire world – including domaining as we know it.
As a man of faith, I want to say that our Domain Lord created the world in uttermost wisdom. He formed the dot com, dot net and dot org domains for our domain Genesis, and saved all the wild engineered gTLDs for later.
Incidentally, did you know that the ‘God particle’ was in fact referred to as the “God-damn particle” but the phrase was too raunchy to be used by the mainstream media?
Obviously, I can say three Hail Mary’s later tonight and be cleansed of the sin I just committed, but you – as domainers – need to have a clear brain and not be misled by the media or those that profess knowledge in domaining, all while they are amateurs in the industry.
I would like to reach out to our brother Elliot Silver who is vacationing in the Old Country, breathing in the fresh Parisian air and admiring the trendy thigh-short dresses of French women. There is nothing wrong in truly admiring beauty, as our bodies are the vessels of our Domain Lord.
Leaving you with a French social kiss, first on the left cheek, then on the right cheek, then back on the left cheek while you are staring at me startled.