Sunday Sermon with Father Domainicus.
Good Sunday afternoon, my brothers and sisters in domaining; this is Father Domainicus with a message that reaches out to the Heavens.
As you may know, our brother Neil Armstrong is no longer with us. Unlike the drug-pumping, cheating liar Lance, this Armstrong did everything with the dignity that a US Astronaut possesses.
Long before some young members of our Domain Church congregation were conceived, Neil Armstrong walked on the moon; he became the first man to reach closer to our Domain Lord and his wonderful creation, the earth’s satellite.
As domainers, you should strive to reach the higher echelons of our domain industry, always keeping in mind that by aiming at the moon, you might reach the heights of Elliot Silver’s NYC condo. But if you aim for the condo, you will max your reach no higher than the tallest Florida mountain, Briton Hill.
The loss of Neil Armstrong signifies the beginning of a new era, when man or woman will reach Mars, Jupiter – or even, Uranus.
And who knows, perhaps a domainer with the financial capability of Frank Schilling would be able to visit one of those planets in the next 25 years.
As long as you believe in yourself, as long as you don’t register crap or PigeonShit ™ domains, then financial stability will arrive and will take you where Neil Armstrong now resides: the Heavens.
I leave you with a bear hug reminiscent of the Russian cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin who performed the first “around the world” routine, in 1961.
Yours on earth and in Heavens,
~Father Domainicus.
