Navy Seals trained with Bob Parsons to get the job done!
Despite the conflicting reports released by the US Government about how the gunfight that killed Osama bin Laden ensued, there is some new information leaked to the media.
The source is GoDaddy – the #1 domain registrar in the world, with 40 million domains under its belt.
Bob Parsons, the illustrious CEO and President of GoDaddy was recently attacked by PETA about killing an elephant in Zimbabwe – but apparently Bob’s serving with the US Marines goes deeper than that.
“I can tell you, when that elephant incident happened, I was training the elite Navy Seals Team Six members that took out Osama”, said Bob Parsons while chewing on an unlit Cuban cigar. “The elephant hunt was just a cover up of the training mission. Of course, I could not say much at that time”.
Bob Parsons is a legendary business man.
It appears that killing an elephant and bathing in its blood was part of the ‘hell week’ training of the elite Navy Seals Team Six members, one of which spoke on condition of anonymity:
“We trained with Bob, he’s a great marksman. Shot the elephant from 250 yards with one bullet. Then we dropped down from choppers and made sure the beast was dead, took pictures and left in the night. The President of GoDaddy was the definitive catalyst for our successful mission against Osama bin Laden. For God and Country, Geronimo, Geronimo, Geronimo!'”
This latest development will surely help reinstate a lot of the lost business that occurred when domain owners, upset with Bob Parsons’ killing of the elephant moved their domains elsewhere.
Meanwhile, President Obama is expected to meet with Bob Parsons to congratulate him next week.
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