Father Domainicus - our medium to Domain Lord.
Good evening, my domainer children – this is father Domainicus with my Sunday sermon.
A bit late this night, I must admit, but not without good reason.
I have sinned, in the eyes of our Domain Lord, my brothers and sisters in domaining. Allow me to explain and I shall then continue with my Sunday teachings.
As a man of the cloth, I try to abstain from sin and the temptation is overwhelming these days. Even the most innocent keywords are redirected to web sites depicting nude women and men engaging in unmentionable acts.
Now, I admit that our Domain Lord created both men and women expecting them to procreate and thus conquer the Earth as leaders of all the living creatures. So carnal pleasures that come along with procreation are within the scope of our Lord’s plan.
Earlier today I was researching for some affordable bread for my Church’s festivities due later next week and I visited the web site Buns.com expecting to see some loafs of bread. Oh my Domain Lord, why would satan place such an abomination on such a keyword related to the staple food that our Domain Lord blessed?
Satan continues to test our faith, my domainer children!
Such squatters of generic domains are making it harder to maintain our connection to Domainer Lord – these days it’s not typosquatting like in the Zuccarini days, it’s a full-force attack against our very nature.
My sisters and brothers in Domaining, I wish you a great week ahead and remember that underneath every TLD not currently approved by ICANN lies yet another source of temptation, which includes trademark sodomy.
You have my blessings!
Father Domainicus.
