Meet the new face of journalism - Ron Jackson as the prime DomainGang guy
Following the successful sale of his online domain publication, DNJournal, for seven figures, Ron Jackson took a much deserved break – a sabbatical for some – in order to recharge his batteries.
Ron’s active mind – which brought huge success over the years with DNJournal – is about to deliver its valuable output as contributor to DomainGang.com!
“I’m not content with the ungodly amount of money that the DNJournal sale brought”, said Ron in his trademark smile. “You know me, I like to chase the news and report in true ‘Daily Planet’ fashion. So joining forces with DomainGang was a non-brainer. Plus, they gave me this really cool gangsta outfit which I’m about to be photographed in!”
Ron’s salary will be a symbolic one; as a startup, DomainGang.com is adamant about keeping expenses low while gearing up for the big round of events scheduled for next year. Thus, Ron Jackson gladly accepted the $1 salary that top CEOs around the world receive at corporations such as Yahoo, Google and Twitter.
“Let me tell you, I love these guys”, added Ron, referring to DomainGang. “They’ve contributed so much to the success of DNJournal as readers over the years and I’m ready to give back. Together, we’re going to kick some serious butt in the domain news industry.”
Ron starts as soon as our rebate from Snapnames arrives. We need the cash. Badly.
Now you need Ron’s favorite photographer, Barbara Neu to take your pictures. At those high salaries that you are offering, I’m surprised that there’s not a line out the door!
Don’t let him fool you. He only pays in bananas.
As soon as the Snapnames rebate arrives, pineapple will be added to the menu.
YES!
Lucius,
Is there room in the basement for both Giovanni and Ron?
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“As soon as the Snapnames rebate arrives, pineapple will be added to the menu.”
This is good news.
You can use the pineapple tops to decorate the basement.
They are quite beautiful.
I would like to say that there are no basements in Florida, Patrick; or if there are, they are underwater. Giovanni is currently in the Midwest. Ron Jackson will take over the smoking room and 1/2 the kitchen. It’s all agreed upon.
“there are no basements in Florida, Patrick; or if there are, they are underwater.”
Right.
It would be hard to eat a banana while wearing scuba gear or using a snorkel.
I believe Ron is not able to start anytime soon.
The check bounced.
Diane had already spent 10% of the money so Ron has to continue running DNJ.
Today, I heard Ron is looking for add’l office space over the next couple days so he can expand his operation.
I also heard he will be running a ticker tape along the top of the front page displaying up to the second active auctions. He is estimating it will triple his daily traffic.
He is also in talks about applying for his own gtld.(.DNJ) For example, News.DNJ
He will be offering everyone a free domain (ie, DomainGang.DNJ) as long as you run his banner on your site.
Ron looks like a pimp in that photo. Give the man a feather!
Awesome article! I LOL’d like crazy. Good job!