Father Domainicus seeking divine blessing.
Greetings, my fellow brothers and sisters in domaining – this is Father Domainicus addressing the masses of fine men and women in our humble congregation.
A lot of members of our parish ask me whether the world will end on December 21st – that’s in 48 hours from now.
All I can say is, that the Domain Lord surprised many a faithful domainer in the past, gracing them with his presence when light was not abundant and darkness was overwhelming.
During the recent events, we are seeing a path that leads us through a rising fiscal cliff, something that hit Verisign, managers of .com and .net domains, rather violently. We could always blame Mercury retrograde for this anomaly, but it would be just a pagan excuse.
But despair not, because there are better times ahead of us, despite the current doldrums that have led seasoned domainers to liquidate many a valuable asset.
My single most important piece of advice this fine evening, if I may: explore the magnificent gifts bestowed upon all domainers by Brother Frank of the Cayman Island Parish.
By utilizing the Divine Nativity Synagogue – or DNS for short – domainers are able to flourish and prosper. Brother Frank graciously accepts everyone, like a true man of the cloth.
Thus, we are in conclusion that the Mayans and other false believers of the apocrypha will be sorely disappointed; the world is expanding, growing, developing and blossoming for everyone with the heart and the willingness to accept the Domain Lord’s true word.
I leave you with a brotherly kiss on both cheeks, promising to return before the holy days of Christmas.
~Father Domainicus.
Whether it is fiscal cliff , king tides or Whatever(S)- one must be ready for changes.
As the motto of the Girl Scout says–sell more cookies with a smile and always BE PREPARED!!!