After securing Justin Bieber as the keynote speaker, Rick Schwartz is rolling out yet another unique attraction for the upcoming TRAFFIC 2013 in Las Vegas; a place that most domainers associate with Elvis clones, drunk fornication and eventual failed weddings at the Little White Chapel.
The number one domainer conference will feature the catchy and viral “Harlem Shake” as part of breaking the ice.
“Most folks will agree with me, using pregnant demi-celebrities you can’t take compromising pictures of as keynote speakers, is a waste of domainer money,” said Rick Schwartz.
“Not only we’ll have Bieber on stage as promised, but the Harlem Shake session will allow everyone to mingle and conduct business!” exclaimed Rick.
Indeed, the success of “round robin” sessions at previous TRAFFIC events is expected to be overshadowed by the sheer viral qualities of the Harlem Shake, which is appropriately renamed “TRAFFIC ‘Harlem’ Shake” to sidestep any trademark dilution of the .com, owned by Frank Schilling.
If you plan to attend the TRAFFIC 2013 domain conference, keep in mind that you need to bring along a unique costume, in order to participate in the TRAFFIC ‘Harlem’ Shake sessions.
