If you need anything done that involves overcoming the “awkwardness” factor, you can’t go wrong with Attila Steven’s skills in social interaction.
Last week we posted a meme of an aged gentleman perusing the adult web site, NaughtyFlirt.com [NSFW], all while having some coffee at a local Safeway.
That gentleman, whom we’ll call “John” for privacy reasons, actually spoke to Attila a few days later, explaining why he visits NaughtyFlirt.com and what type of success rate he has with the large variety of ladies on that adult personals web site! 😀
And no, this is not a paid commercial for NaughtyFlirt.com but maybe they need to offer John a price break!
Here’s the dialogue that ensued:
NaughtyFlirt.com is an adult personals web site and it’s not safe for work!
Attila: Hey there
John: Hello
Attila: Saw you here few days ago
John: Yeah, internet is faster here
Attila: Cool.
Attila: Saw you on Naughty Flirt last time.
Attila: Wanted to ask you, have you had success?
John: Well.
John. Yes and no.
Attila: Tell me.
Attila: How do you do it, at your age?
Attila: I mean, you know, seems you’re after women half your age and possibly younger.
John: Yes.
Attila: Are you rich or something?
Attila: I mean, how do you get them to even meet you?
John: Well, I have a cabin.
John: I invite girls up here to host her and her friends.
Attila: So like a sex orgy?
John: Not quite.
Attila (getting more interested)
Attila: Go on…
John: Basically I just plant the seed and never know, maybe one month or two years later I get pinged back.
Attila: So you’ve been quite successful?
John: Yes and no.
Attila: Can you elaborate?
John: Well, sometimes the girls come up with other girls and guys.
John: That is awkward.
John: I like it when girls come up with other girls only.
Attila: Sure.
Attila: I can see, know your meaning (nudges John’s arm).
Attila: So what percentage would you say come out to see you?
John: From what?
Attila: Of the girls that message you back.
John: Oh, I don’t know.
John: Maybe 1 or 2 from few hundred.
Attila: That’s not a lot.
Attila: You’d have to be messaging a lot of girls to get a good turn over.
John: Yeah, well, you saw me here few days ago.
John: I am pretty much here every morning through lunch.
Attila: Every morning?
Attila: Except when hosting, of course, right?
John: Right.
Attila: So tell me.
Attila: Out of the girls that come visit you, bring their friends and more.
Attila. How long do they stay?
John: Generally 2-3 days.
John: Over the weekend, usually.
Attila: And what’s the ratio percentage of girls, you know…sleep with you?
John (becomes a little uncomfortable)
John: well, I’d say about half.
Attila: Do you drink or drink with the girls?
John: Sure.
John: They go through a large bottle of tequila, rum, or whiskey in no time.
Attila: And, being your age, you don’t have a problem with little johnny to stand up to salute the misses?
John: Hey, I am not that old.
John: Only in my mid 60’s.
John: Though, shamefully sometimes I need pop a viagra if I also drink too much.
Attila: Which reminds me.
Attila: Is there a misses?
John: She passed.
John: Cancer.
Attila: Sorry.
John: It’s ok.
Attila: Well John, thanks for your time.
Attila: Enjoy your time!
Many thanks to Attila for conducting this impromptu interview of an apparently satisfied customer of NaughtyFlirts.com! 😀 John, kudos to you dude! 😀
