I like domains. I like sex. You like?
Hello domainers. This is Borat.
I came to Domainistan to study your custom.
And I stay here to analyze financial data of other peoples.
Not?
Well. Stay with me. I like you. I like domaining. Is nice.
But peoples in Domainistan are often bad relations. Domainers population is everything. Also homosexual domains, dot gay?
Glorious country, I think. Some smart, some Semites (my manager told me to use this word, is good) and some beautiful.
Big boobs. I like sex. Is nice.
If I drove my car back to 1994 I register domains of glorious Domainistan in every country. Like my friend Franky Schilling or Ricky Schwartz other uber man of domains. They know how. I am learning, so. Yes.
At first, I buy my domain from national bazaar of Domainistan. It was good, then after parked domain PPC turned bad. No more moneys. I feel raped missionary.
Then domain expert told me to make mini-site. Is good. At first week. Then no more traffic. I feel raped in the rectum with no protection. Not nice.
What now? Domainistan country like no more. Lots of domainers are bad. They say stupids things and fight if I look different. So. But me, Borat and I say “sdoksrli kurado fkikzc” that mean bad things about your mom in Czech.
Anyway. I told domainers try own thing. Not listen to jerks preaching bad. Told domainers of Domainistan glorious country, so they will make money if do own thing.
Thank you for read my post. I hope you like. Djiekulje!
